^_^

This will probably be the shortest post I ever....post....(anyway) but I feel that I must pretend to contribute something to my little bubble of life that isn't a bubble and has no life. Molly, I think we should have a ceremony for the yeti that I spent so much on for you. I took such careful care of him all the way home - and for such a thing to happen!! It is so tragic that we're going to have to go back to Florida and get you one of his cousins. Unless you feel he can never be replaced, in which case we will get you one of his gods.

Joe, I totally love you. I hope your hangover wasn't too bad, and I am also curious as to how long it took you to write that out. I'm going with Kayla on the 5-10 minute guess.

I gotta go swim, so I'll talk to you guys later. ^_^

Oh, and yes, Molly, we shall have to do a photo shoot when you are NOT dying of anything crazy and are NOT going through sooper-fun surgery. (and yes, I spelled super "sooper" on purpose.)

This wasn't as short as I intended it to be.........

Mr. Yamada is DEAD

Yeah, thats right, I said it, he's dead... I guess when my car broke down and I took him out, I left him sitting on the china cabinet in the kitchen and my mum threw him away........ ergh, yeah so my heart has officially been broken. Oh poor sanguinius (sp??) How the world hath smote thee my love, I shall ne'er forget yee. This is about the time I start spouting out Adalaide Proctor but I'm far too tired for that. Sarah, I suppose our photoshoot shall have to commence next weekend assuming I'm not dying or undergoing fun surgery!!! Its all for you Mr. Yamada, maybe I will start a charity organization in your honor, or name a street after you--- "Yamada Lane" The soud rings poetry through my ears, and brings tears to my eyes. Rest in peace my dear friend and may [insert religious or political figure here] be with you. Someday, I shall see you again...

Oh yeah?! Well I say GERBILS!!!

Joe, I must ask how long it took you to type in capital letters 'fucking wasted'. If you are that wasted, I'm going to bet.............ummm.............5-10 minutes? And if you want to talk about the mating of an animal, talk about fucking rabbits if anything else. (Molly, Lythande, and Sarah should get this one hahahaha rabbits. heeeheee) Well, mine and Sarah's doom commences in a mere 68 hours, 21 minutes and 4 seconds as of right.......now. Of course it won't be that by the time I post this and it won't be that when you guys read it, but I really don't give a shit. (You can tell I'm in a good mood, huh?) Sarah, I have found my book. I finished Huck Finn which happened to be on the list. So I now have to go through and mark shit so that it looks like I actually did something. But I think that you and I are probably in MUCH better shape than the rest of our class will be. But thank you anyways for the offer of your selection!!! *grin* Oh, and yes, it is BLASPHEMOUS to even THINK about having only one type of coffee ever!!! It's a bloody hell bringer to even think it. (I sound like some nun talking about eternal damnation! Oh well, it really doesn't matter considering you guys, or at least most of you know my thoughts on religion. *evil twisted grin* ) So how is everyone else? I'm guessing not much is going on considering that the last couple posts have been about coffee and hamsters. (oh what the people who have a life are missing out on.......) Oh, and those that have a life can go jump off a cliff in hoards like the lemmings. Sarah, you and I will have to brain storm on how to accomplish executing your mentally-ill-heroin-addict boss. And all of you are glad to pitch in some devilish ideas. Okay I gotta go!!! Ciao!!!

Hamstersssssss

i find it rather annoyign that your message incluyding 3 things that you did not mention in your post cause like hansters are cool because you cna make reference to how much they mate....

Any6ways what you woreking as this year?

also0 im rather curious where are you from Vic?

ASnd HAA you start school while i start in October.


(laos sorry for the bad writing but im FUCKING WASTED)

Pillows and Blankets and Teeny Tiny Hamsters

Wow, you people are so fascinating I can hardly control myself. No, really. It's true. Not even Victor is commenting anymore.

Ah well. Joe, I'm sorry to disappoint but, as I know you know, nothing interesting has been going on here at all. Which I know depresses you greatly, but fear not!! Perhaps the future holds something interesting.....You just never know.

Ugh - I can't believe that school starts again on Thursday. Totally evil!!! Hey Kayla, have you found your third book yet? I have three or four from the list if you want to borrow one. You can write in them too, if you'd like. ^_^ Or you can just use the notes I already made.

Molly Molly Molly - when do you want to do the pictures? I know you asked me earlier last week if we could do them today, but, yeah. So when do you want to do them? Hmm? Hmm?

I gotta go to my job - which I love. I love my job. I love my job. I. Love. My. Job. *deep breath*
I have got to kill my boss.....

See ya later!!

Admitting it is the first step

Sarah what you said is basically what an addict does, you should tape your self with not having coffee for a whole day then watch it and see how you would start getting nervous untill you do. i think it would be rather amusing seeing you hooked on something.

So anyone got anything itneresting that we can make fun of you i mean talk about?

Hmm Hmm Hmm (and a lot of little dots)

Joe you make a very good point. I totally agree with you. I have discovered lately that having a life costs absolutely way too much. My reality check bounced, so I'm a little worried for these people that have them. They're gonna end up in a really big hole with a very angry person or bunch of people looking down on them and grumbling very loudly, somewhat like yelling.

Oh, and I just have to ask this:

JUST ONE KIND OF COFFEE?!?!? HOW DO YOU SURVIVE?

I do not know how you survive. Just ask Molly and/or Kayla and they'll tell you what I'm like when I have coffee - or what happens when I am deprived of it. *sighz* I'm not addicted, but I do very much, well...how do I say....I guess you could say that I am pretty much

IN LOVE WITH MY COFFEE. DO NOT TOUCH IT.
I WILL KILL YOU.

So, anyway. How are the rest of you doing? School starts for me and Kayla next week, so, yeah. That pretty much sucks. Or rather, it bites. Which really hurts, mind you. (note for Molly and Kayla: ***Dane Cook moment!!!*** "That's not necessary. That hurts." )


I sent an invite to my cousin Shane, so he might be joining us soon(ish). I gotsta go afore I get into reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelly big trooble from Daedy. He not so happy tooodaey. Talk to you people (or...whatever....) later! Ciao doooodes.

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Now playing: The Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch
via FoxyTunes

Well it Rhymed

Well that poem rhymed a lot except for when u mentioned the butter and the truck driver. but i have to admit you managed to come up with something so good work for that.

Also people are normally depressed when its raining outside cause unlike us people have lifes. now a life is were you go out to places with a bunch of your friends and so if its raining you can't go out thus they become depressed. fascinating aren't they these lives i've only stumbled upon them recently so further information is required for us to find out what they truly are.

Also why do you people have so many different coffee's we have the one that comes in a jar and that's it if you want good coffee it's a matter of learning how to do them.

Woot! Woot! And a really big bus

Doo Dah Doo Dah doo doo doo do dee dododo, dee doo dee doo dah deeeeeeee

Miss Fluffy Queen of the lots of things while I was in NZ, you amaze me. I shall have to post my little buffalo - or, rather, my pink fluffy high maintenance buffalo - story when I am finished with it. It's amazing the thoughts that come into your mind whilst sitting among a bunch of fifteen year olds and an old lady teaching driver's ed (sad, I know) who doesn't know what a 3 point turn is.....

Dearest Kayla, whenever you want coffee, by all means let me know and I shall bring you some. I have French Vanilla cappuccino, French Roast, Folgers (and do not tell me that's the best part of waking up because it really just ruins your whole day. Folgers is disgusting. You take a sip, are revolted entirely by its grossness, and then you think all day about how horrible and vile that sip of wannabe coffee really was. You ponder destroying the people that lied to you and tricked you into drinking it by saying that it really was the best part of waking up and paying those people big bucks to pretend it actually smelled good - and you know it wasn't Folgers in those cups of coffee they were actually drinking from.), a dark roast which is particularly nice with about 1c of creamer in it, and a couple of others I don't remember and don't care to look for. But honestly, just let me know if you ever need coffee. The rest of you are screwed so don't even ask. I am so not walking that far.

There's an orange cat sitting out the window eating the cat food that wasn't intended for it specifically right now. It looks all skinny and diminished, so I shall let it enjoy its marvelous feast of icky jellymeat from Friskies (which you know a man came up with).

I'm gonna go pretend I have a life and study for my test tomorrow (since I failed the first time around) so I can get my permit. So sad that I am 17 and only just now getting a permit.....god I'm pathetic....


I love you all
fantasticalmagicalisticalishnessoscityminimizerysplendiferouslyish
muchogrande
heythatsastarbuckssizebutreallyawholegoddamnlotijustpretendidont

In case you were wondering.

I WANT COFFEE!!!!!!!

Okay, so I'm really tired right now, but I'm not that sleepy. Plus I really REALLY want coffee!!! Plus I'm bored out of my fucking mind, so I decided I would annoy you guys with my sleepless ranting and ravings. I posted earlier tonight (not that I really NEED to tell you that, you should know by the date on the post) But boredom is a part of all of our worlds apparently, because you can see it in past postings. And now, I will recite a poem:

There once was a cat named Jake,
One day he played with a rake,
The rake fell on his head,
And now poor Jake's dead,
Well that serves him right
He shouldn't jump on the bed
He blew out the light
Man his owner turned red
Butter is cool,
and the truck driver sped
but not before on his bread did he spread
that icky butter that's all full of lead
That poisoned the dog
along with the hog
and the creepy old turtle
down by the bog
coffee is cool
coffee is great
coffee bean and water
went out on a date
I'm all out of rhymes
you guys must be sad
I have no more words
that's all that I had
And now I will head
upstairs to my bed
I will turn out the light
and to you I say good night.

Oh hell yes, I could be the next Doctor Freakin' Suess!!! Okay, well I have to go now. I really am tired. I think I posted enough for tonight(bet you wish you hadn't invited me back huh...;P ) That's it for tonight, join us again tomorrow morning for good morning Colorado at 6:00. I'm Kayla Sharee, signing off!!!

Your Bio daddy?!

Sarah, I'm glad you didn't join the Navy. I woulda missed my bestiest friend!(no offense to the rest of you guys.....)Okay, why all of the sudden is Gary deciding to communicate now? What happened to the other 16 and a half YEARS of your life? Well, I'd say it's okay to talk to him over the net, but I personally wouldn't go much farther than that. But that's just me.

Joe, I'm very sorry about your exams. That sucks rocks.

Victor, I'm sorry, I do know who you are. It didn't occur to me that you were Sarah's friend off the net until after I wrote the blog. My sincerest apologies. *curtsy* Will you forgive me?*sad but adorable puppy eyes*........Anyway, what the hell is going on with everybody? I'm fine, but that's just me. I'm oblivious to the rest of the world........okay, um.......random question to get a conversation going....why is it that when it's all cloudy and rainy (like it is right now, it's pouring cats and dogs) people get all depressed, well most of them, but they always wait for it to rain just for the smell? Huh, huh, HUH? Okay, I'm side tracking into another universe, so I'm just going to post this now.

And for the Following....

KAYLA!! OH MY FREAKIN' GOD (or in Molly's case, Goddess....or whatever)!!! I CAN'T BELEIVE MINE EYES!!! That's pretty cool that you finally decided to show up. And don't worry, I won't tell anybody that I helped you get back into the site and blog over the phone. Your secret is safe with me!!!

Joe - I am going to take what you said about the Navy as a really big compliment. ^_^ Sucks about your exams though...bummer babe.

Okay, so I'm totally gonna tell you all a secret that will send me straight to my grave if you mention it to anyone outside this blog. My bio-daddy Gary has been e-mailing me and asking me for my address. I'm not going to to give it to him, obviously, but still. Any thoughts? Comments? Just DON'T TELL MY MOTHER. I will be slain instantly by the dragon that isn't a dragon, and as much as some of you might find that amusing (which I can understand, by the way - I would too and I'm the one being eaten...), it is still not such a bueno thing.

Anyway, would anybody mind if I invited my cousin to the blog? No? Wonderful.

Gots-ta go and pretend I can sleep since it is, after all, half past midnight. I'll talk to you all later!!

Love ya kiddos ^_^

An Idea

Well i've been out enjoying my summer but i got my results of my exams so now i need to start studying for my exams in september so im pretty much fucked.

Well sarah it's good you ddint join the navy cause you wouldn't fit in over there your too....you for the navy.

how's the website going you guys got any of the videos uploaded to i can birghten up my day knowing im not as bored as you people :P

we should get together on the internet and have a full blown conversation imagine to creative shit that will come out in that.

Hi!!!!!!!!!

Okay, so I haven't posted since like the same week this blog was created. But I've SOOOO busy you know............okay not really. I kind just forgot my password........go ahead and laugh, I really don't give a shit. So, Molly, I love the name of your yeti, Joe, herbal tea freakin' rocks so you better not diss it, and I don't really know the other people in the blog at this point except Lythande. Hey Lythande, what's up. So yeah, here I am. doodle-oo-doo-dee-dum-um-um-um...........weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

In the land where I was born

A great many things happened, a lot of people died, I became president and wiped out my entire country (single-handedly, I might mention). Anyway, so I didn't join the Navy yesterday. I was gonna, but then I figured I needed to wait. So anyway...how are you all? Nobody else has written in forever..


SOMEBODY TALK TO ME!! *girlish scream* UGH!!! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS-UH!

Love you all sincerely and dearly ^_^ kisskiss

Hey you hobos!!!

Woot woot!! So how's life? Livin' livin' livin. Hey - Miss Molly, Luke has been doing some seriously freakin' hilarious stuff that I've been taping and he wants me to put it on our website. Something like a duo or something. I thought it would be an intersting little ting to do (going for an accent of sorts). Anyway, I gotta go fill out a ting-uh-mah-jeeg for de oo-es to change ma nahm on ma Resideint alien card to Loffhagen.

Wow I'm bored.....

A Crazy Girl With No Life

Wow - so I'm going nuts. Mummy and Daddy really really really really want me to join the Navy, and at this point, I might......hmmmm

Anyway, this dancey singey acty whatevery the helly it ends up being......eee....is gonna be so much freakin' fun. It is my entire ability - or lack thereof - to stand on two feet (or just one - in which you are right in saying I can't - ergo the hopping) that is going to make us famous. Or at least make me very much laughed at, which works just as well and keeps me happy. *sighz* Anyway.

My mind is not so funny and creative right now, so I apologize for the boringness of this post.

Molly I totally look forward to the Zumba in twelve hours and I finally watched the damn shoes video on You Tube - as well as some 20 minute Mario thing that was freakin' hilarious. Now we have to find the video with Jim Carrey and Will Ferrel and the hot tub. This should be interesting.....

Things Starting With A

Ok i'm not sure weather to laugh or get scared cause seeing sarah dance is like the first 15 minutes of saving private ryan a pure massacre. if i was you molly i'd stay as far away from her as possible cause sarah cant even stay up on 2 feet let alone 1.
and ideas for what on how sarah can embarass herself even more then she already does? thats kind of hard cause she just seems to do it naturally.

also how dare you call me uncreative i have a very creative imagination it doesnt get used very much cause its normally focused on other things but when i use it right it does produce some good results.

hmm things starting with A used to describe sarah tough choice

Ideas????

Guess what? Chiken gizzard. Alright, so Sarah and I have decided to make a video blog/website so that we can show Sarah's amazing talent- STUPIDITY! Yes, shocking I know..... I didn't know she could be stupid either and then I saw her do the one legged ballet hop thing that she described in her blog below...... AND THEN I saw her interpretive dancing (yes, that makes me giggle just thinking about it..) which changed my life forever, and I've decided to invest in a video camera, after all, we are doing a great dis-service to the rest of the miserable world by not showing them how insanely pitiful Sarah's dancing can be. So, if anyone has any ideas, feel free to shout them out.... and by anyone I mean ALL three of us who ever use this blog.....

The website will be:
www.sarah.tk
But don't go there now because you'll be sent to my youtube page, which has nothing on it. Its just temporary!!!

Hello children

Okay, Joe? Where the hell did those names come from? I'm so totally impressed! I thought that post was from Lythande when I read it until I saw your name at the bottom. Way crazy. I loved the names though! I like the combination, Molly, by the way.

I do not have an obsession with Mike Meyers, thank you very much. It just came to my mind at the moment. I do that quiet a lot. Ask Molly. Random thoughts pass through my mind and then I either say them or act them out - as she knows with my soon-to-be-famous one foot hopping jumpy wannabe ballet(ish) move (the actual title of the move that I sort of impaired with my version starts with an "a", but I can't spell it). You'll soon find out what I mean. *sighz* Soooooo anyway.....

Molly, I am happy that you have a job and all so now you come to New Zealand with us, but dammit all - why does it have to be from noon to nine? Now I only ever get to see you in the weekends!!! Meanie. Oh, and I'm going to the movies with Maron again on Friday. Any tips? Anyone? Anyone?